
i like getting pedicures.
i do.
i like sitting in the massage chair,
feet soaking in hot lemony water,
as the jacuzzi jets massages my calloused feet.
(a little too much information for your liking?)
what i also like about this whole euphoric experience is choosing the color for my toes. decisions, decisions.
i can chose from
i pink i love you.
friar, friar, pants on fire.
blue my mind.
ladies & magenta-men.
teal the cows come home.
hey get in lime!
baguette me not.
you don't know jacques!
you're a pisa work.
and last, but not least my all time favorite,
i'm not really a waitress.
not only does OPI make the prettiest shades of nail polish for your digits, they have the funniest and wittiest names to go along with them. getting a pedicure just isn't the same without going thru all the nail polish names with your girlfriends and laughing at "my chihuahua bites" and "skinny dip'n in lake michg'n."
so if you need to find me, you can "call my cell-ery"
and find me at the nail salon,
as i will be trying to decide if i want to
"paint my moji-toes red" or try something "not so bora-bora-ing pink."
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Nail Polish companies apparently have too much time on their hands...
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